What Is Real?

I’ve got a song for you. It is to be sung to the tone of super freak.

Here it goes:

He’s an uber geek
uber geek
uber geeky

It takes one to know one. :P

Sung to Super Freak (Original lyrics here)

He's a very geeky boy, The kind that will fix your PC
And once the fix'in is all done, You can throw him on the street.
He likes to feel useful, he's says he feels like he is my favorite,
When I need him at my PC he always makes the time,
He always ready to please

The boy is really smart now (That boys an uber geek)
The kind of boy you laugh at (everytime you see)
That boy is pretty handy (That boys an uber geek)
I make him fix my PC (every time we meet)
He's a nerd, he's a nerd, that boys a nerd you see, yeah, he-he-he
He's a uber geek, uber geek, he's uber geeky, yeow
Everybody sing, uber geek, uber geek

He's a very special geek, (the kind of geek you want to know)
From his fingers to brain, (up to his brain, yeah)
Yes he will wait to fix my PC with his other geeky friends, in his pinto green
(Going back in Office)
Three PC not a problem he says, (Fix them all, ooh, la-la!)
Cube 314 he is waiting
When I get there he is drinking Dew and playing doom,
It's such a geeky scene

The boy is really smart now (That boys an uber geek)
The kind of boy you laugh at (everytime you see)
That boy is pretty handy (That boys an uber geek)
I make him fix my PC (every time we meet)
He's a nerd, he's a nerd, that boys a nerd you see, yeah, he-he-he
He's a uber geek, uber geek, he's uber geeky, yeow
Permutations sing! (Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)
Uber geek, uber geek, the boy's an uber geek

He a very gekky boy, the kind that will fix your PC
And once the fix'in is all done, just throw him on the street
Defrag daddy!

Nice!