June 13, 2005Interview with Future Self: Part IIf you have been blogging for very long, odds are you have come across people conducting interviews on their blogs. Usually blogs that do this are not very popular. That is to say they get an average of 0.25 comments per post. Why then would anyone really interesting want to be interviewed on a blog that no one reads? Sounds like a waste of time, but no, they always express just how grateful they are to be interviewed. With that said, I will also be conducting an interview. Since my blog only gets an average of 0.25 comments per post who would be crazy enough to agree to an interview? Not only that but, who can I get that would be interesting enough yet with low enough self esteem to do an interview on an unpopular blog? I will tell you who. Me! Not just any o’l me. Me from the future!! Given my above average knowledge of the Force (see Star Wars) and Quantum Physics (whatever that is) I can actually make this happen. Here is how it will work. I will write out some questions for the future me then a few hours later (in the future even) I will answer them then publish the interview. If everything works out the results will appear instant to you. You may ask yourself, "Why didn't I think of that?" It is probably because I am smarter than you are, but don’t feel bad being extremely intelligent isn’t as glamorous as they make it seem in the movies. Now let’s get started. Thank you for taking the time to do this interview. No problem and thank you for having me. I am extremely grateful. First I want to say that even though you are from the past, I do not think of you as an inferior being in any way. Thank you. You’re welcome. Well.. Let’s get started. What is it like in the future? It is pretty much the same as your time only I have already eaten lunch. Has the space program made any progress? The space program hasn’t done crap in 50 years. What makes you think a few hours would make a difference? Gees, the air must be thin in your time. Has there been any cool inventions come out? No Have aliens made contact? No Have I gotten a promotion at work? @#%& No Thank you for your time. I hope we can do this again sometime. I can’t wait... Posted by GraphicMD at June 13, 2005 09:22 AM | TrackBack Comments
What a great idea! I can't wait to hear from the both of you in the future. Posted by: gid at June 13, 2005 09:59 AMThat is awesome. Posted by: Ron at June 13, 2005 10:17 AMYou're insane :). Posted by: Wife at June 13, 2005 01:03 PMI thoroughly enjoyed your interview with the you from the future. As one of the contributing writers on the doolittle's room staff, I was wondering if you from the future would like to do an interview on our blog, which also gets 0.25 comments per post. If you're interested, drop us a line on doolittlesroom and we will email you from the future some questions. Keep up the good work. Not interested in a doolittle interview I see. Sorry to have bothered your future self. Posted by: Kid Shovel at June 13, 2005 06:31 PMKid: I tried to send you an e-mail but it was returned. You must be careful when dealing with the future. It is very dangerous and is no laughing matter. Posted by: Jason at June 13, 2005 09:32 PMJason - Yes, it seems my email does not work. Where can I email you- I will be more careful in the future when dealing with the future. - Thanks Posted by: Kid Shovel at June 14, 2005 10:16 AMgraphicmd [at or around] gmail.com Posted by: Jason at June 14, 2005 11:03 AMPost a comment
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