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Largest practical joke ever pulled on America

Fresh off the What Is Real!? News Press

Has the largest practical joke ever pulled on America gone too far?
Dancing with the Stars

ABC’s CEO says, "It was only a joke, but idiots out there actually started watching it so we continued with the season." Network officials are baffled at how far people will go to watch really bad reality TV. Once network executive says, "It is quite funny really. We can put out any kind of crap and people will watch it. Now we are making inner office bets as to who can come up with the stupidest most insulting idea for a reality show and still have the best ratings."

The new reality TV show Dancing with the Stars started out as a joke on the general public yet it has become an overnight success. The whole premise of the show centers around ballroom dancing. Fourteen your old teen Tgheafhye (pronounced Paul) says, "I love show cuz like they spin and everythin’ like that. It is sick (sick is what stupid people call something they like) yo. Plus, there are big starts doing do spinnen stuff."

This mass hysteria has even gotten the government’s attention. Now additional funding has been given to research labs around the country to study our brains reaction to incredibly bad Reality TV ideas. One scientist says, "People’s brains are not meant to comprehend TV that bad. There is no human emotion that can comprehend such horror, so it has the reverses effect and people think they like it when they are in fact only confused."